Note-
I'd like to apologize in advance for the probability that I will offend an individual, institution, or country in this diary. As my father pointed out yesterday, I need to be careful what I say, as this is public record. On his reminder, I am aware that I may have offend the people at Ikea for referring to their place of business as the "anti-Disneyland." Although I am aware that future employment and commerce opportunities may have been jeopardized by my comments- I make no apology- I really hate that place.